This is my webpage. On this page I have funny sayings and other things that I have found or recieved from others.
"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!" - Steven Wright
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
"I wont have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent." -What I want to say to many many people.
"You can't deny laughter, when it comes it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants." -Stephen King
"To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? I see Esk, Catarl, and Pig-Up. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB." -Homer Simpson
"I am giving you the right answers! You're just asking the wrong questions." -Dennis The Menace
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." -Homer Simpson
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." - unknown
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down to us, pigs threat us as equals." -Winston Churchill
"All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Itty-Bitty cuddly bunnies the other white meat.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to GET you!
Your kid may be and honor student but you're still an idiot!
Remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a policeman!
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
This is a bumper sticker.
Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
When I die I want them to bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass
Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
Bad cop...no donut
Do not argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you up with their experience
I brake for no apparent reason.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
